i havent taken a good selfie since 1935
when you’re on tumblr and your parents won’t stop walking into your room
when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like
i wanna raise my daughters to not text back
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes